January 31, 2006

Making Tough Decisions

For the most part, there are really only 2 Japans: Tokyo and everywhere else. Tokyo, as we all know is that resplendent Mecca of neon and maid cafes and girls in clothes that don't match and vast oceans of people trying just to cross the damn street and trains packed with people who all wear the same suit and karaoke bars and so forth. Tokyo is clean and beautiful; you know it's both, because in Japanese they're the same word (きれい).

The other Japan is bucolic, serene, a vast temple to nature in which all seems to make sense, and the world is at peace. Ancient women perfectly L-shaped for the task of planting and picking rice by hand balance baskets of exotic fresh vegetables on their backs. As you wander up the mountain at whose base sits a quaint, quiet little village, you notice little shrines and nooks where people have set offerings of mikan and sake seemingly to nothing. The sunlight sifts through the trees and dapples the ground with just enough light to see by and not enough to reveal any subtle flaws.

For better or for worse, I don't live in either of these Japans, the ones the guidebooks proclaim as simultaneously mysterious and marvelous. I live where most people drive minivans, down the street from a gas station operated by a woman who sells me kerosene in the kind of tobacco thrashed voice you thought only belonged to people in high school health class videos. I live next to a Chinese restaurant and belong to a culture circle (um, that's a difficult one to explain) in Toyokawa. My friend Yasuko introduces me as a 主夫 (a homemaker) for lack of something better to call one in my position, a position in Japanese society most don't even know exists.

And lately I've been ripping my insides out trying to determine whether I should stay. The best part is I basically need to decide by tomorrow night. So, it's time for a little audience participation, people. Why should I stay? ("because you're an annoying jackass!") Why should I leave? ("because you're 160 lbs. of graduate school beefcake [you have to scroll down a bit]!") You decide; I'm sick of thinking about this.

N.B. If you look really closely, you'll notice that I'm wearing a t-shirt that says kichiku beihei and that my hair was already starting to thin on top.

Edit: there seems to be some confusion about what I mean. The "stay" would only be another academic year, after which the Japanese gove-mint would officiously kick us out. Besides, overstaying your visa is a really bad idea here.

6 Comments:

At 10:08 AM, Blogger Mass Death Momma said...

Are you refering to staying in Japan indefinitely? I don't think you should stay, Nicholas. On a practical and serious level, I think you'll be able to have a much better academic career in the US. If you're just talking about staying until August, though, then yes, you should stay.
Although I may now look like a total ass if I interpreted a sarcastic blog entry as something serious. Well, I'm used to you being smarter than me, so oh well.

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger Andreea said...

hmmm... if I remember correctly, it is about another year, so as to accompany Colleen, right? Well, I guess if that is the case, you guys should decide together. It might be fun to stay, but you must visit. Otherwise, you gotta come back, of course, duh!

 
At 5:24 PM, Blogger Michael K. said...

Well, Nicholas, it's really something you have to decide along with your wife. You also have to consider how soon you want to finish your PhD and/or get on the job market - something that would happen a lot sooner if you were over here, as annoying and un-clean-cum-beautiful a place as AA is. There's also the question of how much funding you have left and how much more you think you could squeeze out of Rackham. I'm sure you've thought of all these things, but think of this as just a 'mental refresher.' Naturally we all want you back with us - that is, when "we" are once again all in the same place, not just Sharon and I - but you shouldn't expect any of us to know all the ins and outs better than you and Colleen. For my own part, I miss you a lot, and would also like to see you in a place where "culture" as a category of human activity is not quite so, um, difficult. But ultimately it's up to you.

 
At 5:26 PM, Blogger Michael K. said...

Oh and I forgot to mention: you look SUPER HOT in those CFC pictures! Attenuated tonsure, obscurantist apparel and ALL!

Funny how I'm supposed to like, be the CFC webmaster, and that's the first time I even saw that page.

 
At 11:02 PM, Blogger Jon Snyder said...

dearest nicholas,

if mikey's enticing description of our university hamlet is not enough to persuade you back to the US-- and i quote pure genius here, "un-clean-cum-beautiful" Ann Arbor-- then i don't know what is.

besides. where else can you, as a straight man, find something so unclean, so beautiful, and yet so cum?

enjoy your time in Japan, but then cum home.

 
At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nicholas, the vote from me is really late. you must have made your decision already. but cannot help joining the holler of the crowd: come back, ...miss you!!! but when you come back i will be gone. so whether you come back or not, the consequences are all the same, to me, sadly. you know i am always a sucker for the bucolic scenes. that paragraph just killed me off, for a sec. as you rightly predicted, after a few weeks of lonely bliss, i am now dutifully following your track last semester. i think i am going to knock myself out with the few bad beers still sitting in my fridge tonight.

 

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